Ridiculous.

My head is in a state of depression right now. I have lost one of my diamond earrings. –My parents are unknowing & normal, whilst I am quietly freaking out. What do I do? I’ve looked for them everywhere. The guilt is immense and ripping my soul apart. My favourite earrings are now lost & unwearable. I’m on a secret mission to find it. I mean that earring has to be here somewhere right?

Waking up at 2am isn’t exactly great is it? No. But waking up at 2am with a spider on you is just absolutely fantastic. Not only did I scream, but after trying to get it off of myself, I flicked it somewhere – and... I didn’t exactly know where that somewhere was. So I spent about half an hour worrying it was going to come back – not exactly thrilled to see me – and attack me. I know I’m such an idiot... but I also know that spiders bite, and I wasn’t ready to die. –Well you know what I mean. Yeah, I’m probably going to get a lot of crap from people mocking me and asking why I chose Outdoor Ed if I can’t handle spiders. Well because I like the outdoors... that and I completely forgot about the bug situation while picking the subject.

You know how I “love” visual arts... well it just got a whole lot worse. We have a one thousand word essay to do on some woman named Margaret Preston. Like we don’t already have enough work. Anyway, you may have seen the Angelina Jolie artwork I did on the massive canvas... yeah it turns out that it had been hanging on the principal’s office wall. Like what the freak? Did I give her permission to steal my painting for her own enjoyment? NO. Its worse enough she had it, (We got my painting back so it could be in the art exhibition with all these magnificent artworks the year 9VA class has done) but now she actually wants to MEET ME. All I know is she isn’t keeping it –Unless she would like to give me 1,000 bucks. That’s not the actual value, but for her – I’m happy to raise it.

Yes, that's my artwork above.

Toodles.